I see this status update on this fat chick's facebook: "mmmmMmm cheesecake for breakfast! life is good."
WTF stop it please. Just look at yourself. Was so tempted to respond but it seems rude to shit on her in a public forum... so I'll just blog about it here instead.
At 6:40AM my alarm turns on playing whatever hip hop joint is on Hot 97 at the moment (Ms. Independent by Ne-yo). As my mind slowly drifts back into a conscious state, I kept hearing the sound of rain splattering on my awning. With no sunlight to jolt my body awake, I slept an extra 15 minutes thinking to myself this would be a great day to call out of work. No such luck though, as I check my phone and see that I got a text message. It was from my coworker Tom: "Good morning... I feel sick and won't be coming in today". How convenient. He always seems to be sick on days when it's disgusting out.
As I get out of the train on my way to work, my mood is pretty gloomy. A lack of sunlight, and having to weave in and out through a field of umbrellas (getting poked a few times) with wet sneakers is not my idea of a fun time. Perhaps a McGriddle will brighten my mood. Some women seem to look forward to rain. I see one girl rocking a green dress with matching green rain boots, clearly using this situation to show off their newest fashion.
I don't really have a point to this story, just reflecting back on my morning and trying to get everything in writing before ADD kicks in.
By the way, I changed the music video up top, it's now playing Mira Mira by Fabolous & Al Be Back.
The page layout still looks crappy, I know, but it's staying due to a lack of creativity on my end.
1. Never give yourself a haircut after three alcoholic drinks.
2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are "I apologize" and "you are right."
4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
5. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
6. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her - believe them.
7. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, "Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?"
8. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
9. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!
10. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.
11. Work is good, but it's not that important. Money is nice, but you can't take it with you. Statistics show most people don't live to spend all they saved; some die even before they retire. Anything we have isn't really ours; It's on loan to us while we're here ...even our kids.
12. And finally...Be really good to your family and/or friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.
Ok first off I'm not doing this just because I was tagged because I don't care for these trends. But this does allow me to share my thoughts with everyone. I'm not here to write about stupid shit like what my favorite M&M color is or which Spice Girl I lusted over. I don't have 25 things to say, in fact I only have 17 so too freaking bad and I'm not tagging 25 people because ya know what, that's how much of a rebel I am. Blaaat blaaat what what CI fo' lyfe y0z
1. I love animals more than I do people, especially dogs. Animals aren't capable of evil and greed, they do what it takes to survive and live a care free life. I was sad when a recent goldfish died... RIP Twinky. At least you're in a place where my mom can't accidentally kill you anymore.
2. Humor and laughter are the best things in life. Laughing releases endorphins in your brain and it gives feelings of pleasure... which is like a natural high. And we all know how much I like getting lifted.
3. I hate the fact that the current monetary system is dependent on the Federal Reserve. This recession wasn't an accident, it's just part of the cycle. We're in a modern day slavery period but everybody's too busy or too distracted to notice it.
4. Being active, fit and living a healthy life allows us to see more of what the world has to offer. Being able to snowboard/ski, scale mountains, go ice climbing, these are all examples of this. I'm still working on it right now but it's a goal I plan to achieve. Remember... say NO to High Fructose Corn Syrup!! (not to mention girls that go to the gym on a regular basis are OMFGz major turn-on)
5. Sex is a natural part of life and we are all put on this earth to breed. Let me enlighten you on some facts. After mating, men need a very short period of rest before he can father another child. Men have a duty of spreading their seed in order to ensure having dominant offspring (through generations governed by the rule of Survival of The Fittest). Women on the other hand, can only mother a child close to once every year. Therefore they have to ensure they mate with alpha males in order to produce dominant offspring, and thus are pickier than men when it comes to potential mates. If you think about it that way, it's pretty simple. Sometimes thinking too much will just complicate things.
6. Tradition Chinese people can be selfish and ignorant. For a time I felt ashamed of my race, what with all the dirty business going on in China (poorly built schools collapsing to earthquakes, melamine-contaminated powdered infant formula, and the shadiness of the Olympics... just to name a few). But I do love my heritage and you know what? We are in a new generation now and things will change.
7. Ignorance is bliss.
Ok on to some personal stuff...
8. I can be a very sarcastic person and all my friends know this. I find it funny because it keeps them guessing, like "omg does this hairstyle really make me look like Chewbacca or is he just joking??"
9. I'm rediscovering a whole new love for sports. I love the competitiveness aspect of it because it allows you to improve your game. As my boy John(Heist, RIP) once said, "competition breeds excellence".
10. I have slight arachnidphobia. They just creep me the fuck out and I get mad paranoid when I know there's a spider around but I can't find where it is.
11. It also creeps me the fuck out when gay guys show interest in me. You guys can dance all fancy and everything and that's cool and all but please stay the hell away from me.
12. I don't have a good family relationship and I can't decide whether I hate my parents or I love them. Growing up with a traditional Chinese background in the streets of Brooklyn has had its share of difficulties. Oh and being an only child doesn't help much either.
13. I have a horrible tendency to take things for granted. Sometimes I get too distracted and I can't even see what I have in front of me.
14. Speaking of distracted, I'm pretty sure I have severe ADD/ADHD stemming all the way from my childhood. Adderall helps but I don't like to take it too frequently.
15. I love being young at heart and I wish people will never lose their youthfulness even in later stages of life.
16. Did I mention I love dogs?
17. And finally... ok you ready for this??
I still sleep with a teddy bear. <-- one crack about this and I swear I will cave in your chest Andrew Bynum-style:
I never cared for this whore but how she gonna come out and do some ignorant ass shit like this?
And look at this faggoty Asian dude in the picture, allowing shit like this to happen. Fucking sell out. All he's thinking about is "DERRR I want some dick in my mouth"
Miley Cyrus is in hot water with some activist groups who are claiming that a recent photo of the teen star is racially insensitive and degrading.
In a photo obtained by TMZ, Cyrus, 16, is shown sitting on her boyfriend Justin Gaston’s lap surrounded by a group of friends all making a stereotypical gesture by pulling their eyes into a slanted position. The gesture is commonly thought to be offensive to Asian Pacific Americans.
The OCA, an organization dedicated to advancing the social, political and economic well-being of Asian Pacific Americans in the U.S., has slammed Cyrus for the photo.
In a statement on its Web site, the OCA says: “The photography of Miley Cyrus and other individuals slanting their eyes currently circulating the Internet is offensive to the Asian Pacific American community and sets a terrible example for her many young fans. This image falls within a long and unfortunate history of people mocking and denigrating individuals of Asian decent.
"Not only has Miley Cyrus and the other individuals in the photograph encouraged and legitimized the taunting and mocking of people of Asian descent, she has also insulted many of her Asian Pacific American fans,” George Wu, the executive director of OCA said.
And while there is a young man of Asian descent in the photo, Wu says that is hardly enough to make it acceptable.
Wu says he hopes Cyrus will apologize to her fans and the APA community.
A rep for Cyrus did not respond to repeated requests for comment.
